#PlayInMay Inside My Purse: with Pictures!

Hey y'all!

Today is my last #PlayInMay post, since this weekend's prompt is to look back on your favorites from the month and I'm really not that into looking backwards, so I'm glad that my last post for this challenge is something a little new, and most importantly, easy.

Let's begin this little adventure by remembering that I hardly leave the house as often as I once did (yanno, like daily), so my purse needs have been condensed quite considerably.  What I'm about to show you is a fraction of the crap I used to carry, so there's that.  My purse has 3 main compartments: a front pocket, a back zipper, and the main innards.

The front pocket is where I keep my keys and an emergency e-cig that I haven't used in several months but still keep around like a safety blanket.  

The back zippered pocket isn't so fortunate.

Since it zips up, that's where I can keep stuff that consistently spills out of any other pocket and stuff that I don't necessarily want God and Country to be able to spy with a quick peek.

I have a pen problem.  I know.  It's just... you know how irritating it is when you need a pen but you can't find one, even though you KNOW you had one last week?  That is rarely a problem for me anymore.

 My main compartment contains the essentials...

Wallet, sunglasses, business card wallet, comb, emery board, lip balm, cuticle oil, a slightly dodgy pack of gum, and erm... a corkscrew.  Just in case. 

And there we have it.  The crap I find necessary to carry with me everywhere.

Hope you've enjoyed this month's not-quite-normal posts courtesy of the Axis of Ineptitude.  If you did, please jump around and visit the other blogs who participated, and let me know what you liked down in the comments!

Looking for the whole list of prompts? They are in text form and image so you can Come Play In May!